"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
"I consider myself a crayon. I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture."
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
Charles M. Schulz
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
"It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
"The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life."
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different."
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."